Note: The original page was made by Gregory S. Sutter [gsutter@pobox.com] - I have cleaned up and modified this page with Notepad and my brain - When I rediscover where his page is I will link back to it.

Microshaft Internet Exploder

"Have no confusion in your head: Job one for us right now is the Internet and defeating Netscape ... They're simply our smartest competitor."
- Steve Ballmer, Microsoft executive vice president

Bill and Co.'s immoral, hopefully illegal business practices and unstable, bloated products have somehow (through lies?) come to dominate the PC market. One of the few exceptions to this is the Internet Exploder. Netscape maintains the lead in the web browser market through sheer persistence (and a better product) as Microshaft does their damnedest to destroy them.

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Fast Fact:
Microshaft has had more people working solely on the Internet Exploder than Netscape has total employees.

Internet Exploder users CANNOT read this paragraph!
Well, they might be able to read it, but it will take a while. This entire paragraph is set inside a <marquee> tag. This tag is non-standard and is only supported by Microshaft's Internet Exploder. Currently, MSIE users are seeing a small dark grey block on their screen. Inside this dark grey block is the marqueeing text of this paragraph...in black text. Scrolling backwards (left to right, rather than right to left like a proper marquee). At the speed of a turtle stuck in rubber cement. Here's the code to make this nasty marquee:
<marquee bgcolor=#444444 width=20% loop=infinite scrollamount=1 scrolldelay=140 direction=right>
The bgcolor is the background color for the marquee. width sets the width. I have mine set to 20% of the browser width. loop sets the number of times the marquee will repeat. The number of pixels scrolled between each time period scrolldelay is set by scrollamount. Finally, direction makes the marquee scroll either left or right.

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This page is a work of parody. Windows and Internet Explorer are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.  Original page from Gregory S. Sutter [gsutter@pobox.com] - I have cleaned up and modified this page with Notepad and my brain - When I rediscover where his page is I will link back to it.

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